Sponges, Sponges & More Sponges

Two lavender soap sponges
Twelve non-scratch kitchen sponges
Two car wash sponges
No Eraser Magic sponges (those are on SideDeal)
Can it make a margarita: Why are you wasting our time with these questions? THERE ARE SPONGES TO BUY!

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SPONGES!

YES! HERE WE GO! FUCKING SPONGES, BABY!

That’s right, today it’s all for sponge and sponge for all!

We’re talking two lavender soap sponges, twelve non-scratch kitchen sponges, and two car wash sponges! That’s sixteen sponges total!

WELCOME TO SCRUB CITY, POPULATION YOU!

Got a car?

Scrub that shit with a car wash sponge!

Got a body?

Scrub that shit with one of the soap sponges!

Got a kitchen?

Scrub that shit with one of the kitchen sponges!

Are you tired of your partner vetoing your idea for a bedroom role-play where one of you is an uptight carwash employee and the other is a filthy Chevy Cavalier because you don’t have the appropriate gear to “make it believable”?

Then, friend, scroll up Northaways and tap that buy button!

Why do we seem so desperate? Because we haven’t seen sunlight in DAYS! When the warehouse filled with sponges, we brought the OVERFLOW to the OFFICE! We stacked them HIGHER and HIGHER until gravity said, “NO! THIS SHALL NOT CONTINUE!” And the sponges COLLAPSED! TRAPPING US! And the only tools we have to clear the sponges are MORE SPONGES! We can’t even SEE WHAt WE’RE TYPING and WE’re SORRY if we KeEP hitting the CAPS-LOCK BUTTON! WE DON’t MEAN TO!

Please! Buy the sponges! It’s the only way to free us from the soft, absorbent, and partially lavender-scented prison in which we find ourselves!

YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

Sponges, Sponges & More Sponges

SPONGES!

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